Back-To-School Clothes, Socks, Shoes, and Other Things That Won't Fit in 3 Weeks =
$427.52

Back-To-School Pencils and Markers and Other Crayola Crap =
$78.15

Back-To-School Groceries (Bread, Fruit, Granola Bars, and Enough High Fructose Corn Syrup to Kill an Elephant) =
$323.12

Back-To-School "Have a great day at school and now I am going to SO enjoy my 7 blissful hours of peace and quiet without you in the house" =
PRICELESS