At the beginning of every month, my kids look over the school lunch menu and circle the days that they want to order lunch. Today was one of those glorious days where Dalton and Sabrina chose to have the cafeteria's Bacon Cheeseburger instead of my nutritious packed lunch consisting of PB &J, carrot sticks, and a granola bar. Go figure. Actually, I love the days where they both want to order lunch because it means that morning I can hit the snooze button one extra time.
When Dalton came home from school today, he said, "Ask me how the bacon cheeseburger was at lunch."
ME: OK, how was the bacon cheeseburger?
DALTON: Gee, Mom, I don't know. We had our field trip today and you were supposed to pack a lunch for the picnic.
ME: Crap! Today was the field trip? Are you sure?
DALTON: Yes I am sure. I was there. Without a lunch.
ME: But the field trip wasn't on our kitchen calendar!
DALTON: And yet, we went and I didn't have a lunch.
ME: So what did you do? Did you get to eat lunch at all?
DALTON: Oh yeah. I got to go through the lunch line with the midgets when we got back to school and they gave me a PB&J.
ME: Midgets? Short people?
DALTON: (major eye rolling) You know - the FIRST graders. I was soooo embarrassed.
ME: Well, I'm sure you weren't the only one that didn't have a lunch on the field trip.
DALTON: Yep. I was the only one. Thanks Mom.
Anytime, son. Anytime.
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2 comments:
Don't sweat it. He's learning survival skills. Including how to manage embarrassment when in the presence of midgets.
I have done this very thing before. only my kids won't eat the substitute lunch the lunchroom gives them. Just for added guilt, they go hungry.
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